Super Bowl Rant
Super Bowl Rant By: The Pool Hustler's Daughter
Closet Giants Fans
*Sorry, Gazelle, I mean Giselle, praying for Eli Manning
*And I'm really only knocking you because everyone (and by that I mean my friend Greg) knows Brazilian girls have the best asses, and I 'm just jealous.
*Tom Brady Baby Momma Bridget Moynahan also prays for Manning, Giants. Has hired Professor Snape from Harry Potter to sit in stands with magic wand.
*Leonardo DiCaprio – when not puffing smokeless cigarettes and kissing Scorseses ass; roots for Giants and a Tom Brady bad-helmet-head-hair-day in front of large audience.
*Mark Wahlburg – can't stand Tom Brady's immense height and the literal giant shadow he casts over him. #badirishblood
*Texas toddler touch football team named “The Shrimps.” “Hoping to be Giants one day” whines Petey, aka Snugglebear, 3 1/2.
*“Jolly” family members/Veggie Titans. “SuperBowl tickets musta got lost in the mail” laments one less-than Jolly, Green.
*Regis Philbin – hard to believe but he can actually root for a team other than Notre Dame.
*Hilary Clinton – she's hot for anything in shoulder pads, muscular calves, and a deep voice.
*Vladimir Putin – if he wins his his best today in Vegas, he will buy the natural gas reserve under Yankee Stadium
Closet Giants Fans
*Sorry, Gazelle, I mean Giselle, praying for Eli Manning
*And I'm really only knocking you because everyone (and by that I mean my friend Greg) knows Brazilian girls have the best asses, and I 'm just jealous.
*Tom Brady Baby Momma Bridget Moynahan also prays for Manning, Giants. Has hired Professor Snape from Harry Potter to sit in stands with magic wand.
*Leonardo DiCaprio – when not puffing smokeless cigarettes and kissing Scorseses ass; roots for Giants and a Tom Brady bad-helmet-head-hair-day in front of large audience.
*Mark Wahlburg – can't stand Tom Brady's immense height and the literal giant shadow he casts over him. #badirishblood
*Texas toddler touch football team named “The Shrimps.” “Hoping to be Giants one day” whines Petey, aka Snugglebear, 3 1/2.
*“Jolly” family members/Veggie Titans. “SuperBowl tickets musta got lost in the mail” laments one less-than Jolly, Green.
*Regis Philbin – hard to believe but he can actually root for a team other than Notre Dame.
*Hilary Clinton – she's hot for anything in shoulder pads, muscular calves, and a deep voice.
*Vladimir Putin – if he wins his his best today in Vegas, he will buy the natural gas reserve under Yankee Stadium